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jeosh
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Uganda
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 Posted - 04/07/2006 : 09:17:11
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 Definition of marriage! Yeah! Will you get that on your way back or to the grad? I hope they don't use the local language definition-we'll have to ask God for more of His annointing to interpret! Cake? Yummmyyyyyy! Deliciaso
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estar
New Member
Uganda
59 Posts |
Posted - 05/24/2006 : 08:57:50
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yeah, i'm back (after much searching, meditation, prayer and fasting- ooops, i didn't fast). from my village Teso kerrreeee, guys hardly bother with the priest/cleargy- not with the ramparnt poverty in the chalo. so when a guy spots his object of desire, he informs his family (they are supposed to help him get the object) and discussions begin with the concerned families - the discussions are mainly negotiations of how many cows, goats, hens and i guess ducks considering the poverty level. as soon as they are done, the marriage is concluded with the groom carrying off his bride. meanwhile it could even take days or weeks coz there's nothing like dating of 3 years, courtship- 2 more years and all those urban complications. the guys here don't have time to waste. and there are so many cases where the groom takes the bride on credit; yes one can take his bride and pay up the balance of the dowry in the course of the marriage! life is just ballistic these ends.
by the way, Adam never paid a dose of bride or did he? with the rib i guess. isaac simply took Rebecca to his mother's tent and thye were declared husband and wife. jacob, the lover of all times spent 14 years of toil for rachel! banange brothers, help here. let me take break here as i continue with the search
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jeosh
Starting Member
Uganda
46 Posts |
Posted - 05/24/2006 : 19:43:35
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Guys; don't laugh at me, one DAY I will be a husband oops minister! Ester, don't laugh at tinda! Amadeus don't laugh at tina, hmmm! That definition of marriage makes me admire being a cattle wrestler? [is that how they spell the 'stealing of cows? english is not easy]
If I went to Kerrrreeeee; saw an object-whaaaaaaattttttiiii? Okay. Then ran to Karamoja, thiefed some few cows and ducks, then off to buganda and took off with some nkoko, what is remaining? Butabika has some few goats, okay? Then I can run to kerrrreeee and just carry off that object!!!!!!!! Keerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
Ester, Adam paid heavily for his wife! The rib? Will he ever get it back? I highly doubt that! Naye, let me be controversial! Eve was created while that guy was asleep? What did God avoid? Suggestions and contributions from Adam? Would the guy say NO to the idea or what? However; it makes me think that ladies need more from guys-know why? hahahahahaha what am I talking about here!? Esther is equivalent to ONE rib!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha dont shoot me please, I'm just asleeeep!
I need ma rib backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk............ Goddddddddd give it to me NOW!
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estar
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Uganda
59 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2006 : 03:55:34
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banaange, someone hold me...no, the pen... no, the keyboard! i'm equivalent to what...???!!!  Jeosh, i think you have stepped on the tail of a snake...banaange hold me coz the venom is spewing...hrrrr!you better wake up or else, find your back at the orthopedics ward in mulago ooops, wherever you are. how dare you!
but before i continue (i'm trying some anger management here), come to think of it: Eve cost adam a rib. i think it works. it took a major sugery for adam to have eve. and today, i've heard of men who have died trying to acquire a wife. i mean, how many have had successful surgeries? some have even been flown to posh hospitals for surgeries! so, it was a worhtwhile venture for adam (of course he slept as God worked)!
Now jeosh who is creaming for his rib: "need ma rib backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk............ Goddddddddd give it to me NOW!"
did you ever have one - unless of course you are divorced...which i do not wnat to imagine. so instead of screaming for what is not your's ask and seek for your own - that's if your rib cage is not intact. |
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jeosh
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Uganda
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Posted - 05/25/2006 : 20:02:03
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 Banange, what is estra talking about here? I am not divorced, how do you divorce be4 you even marry! But about having not lost ma rib, hmm gwe gundi osaaga nnyo. There's a place in ma heart where the rib has gone missing for quite sometime-know the heart is in the chest and is protected by the ribs! Enough of a lecture!
Come to where we statred from, how many ribs do we have? These guys who are looking for more than one sister to marry, did they loose many ribs? They should explain to me now! Tomorrow we shall have our first hearing -COMMISSION OF INQUIRY into the rib thing. We'll be at KPC central in the overflow next to the cell office!!!!! Hey, don't dare step there -it is likely to be somebody's wedding meeting!
Huph; am sleepy again! But not like them fellas Amadeus, tina tendo, mose82, tyna,....
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estar
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Uganda
59 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2006 : 05:14:37
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| Ribs, ribs, ribs! a friend of mine was at the Registra of marriages office sometime. she was picking papers for her firm (she's on clerkship) when she was ambushed by a chick she had met only once. the chick dragged her to the registra's office to be a witness for her civil union with a muzungu. while she was recovering from the shock of the sudden marraige as the bride and groom were declared husband and wife just like that, the groom immediately asked his lawyer if the papers used for divivng property (i've forgetten the name) were ready, just in case they seperated! just second after marriage and you are palnning for a divorce! banange, the world is weird!!! |
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estar
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Uganda
59 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2006 : 05:18:39
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| Ribs, ribs, ribs! a friend of mine was at the Registra of marriages office sometime. she was picking papers for her firm (she's on clerkship) when she was ambushed by a chick she had met only once. the chick dragged her to the registra's office to be a witness for her civil union with a muzungu. while she was recovering from the shock of the sudden marraige as the bride and groom were declared husband and wife just like that, the groom immediately asked his lawyer if the papers used for divivng property (i've forgetten the name) were ready, just in case they seperated! just second after marriage and you are palnning for a divorce! banange, the world is weird!!! |
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shaykins
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Posted - 03/10/2007 : 07:20:38
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very weird! u can say that again... although i still don't understand tha fascination of african ladies with bazungu.. hmm
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amadeus
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Uganda
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Posted - 04/13/2007 : 11:01:38
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i really wonder why we all seem to be hurrying to the altar or wherever we can to get married.its really sad especially because it is till death...
"The blessings of the Lord make one rich and He adds no sorrow with it"Proverbs:10:21 |
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Edgar
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Uganda
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Posted - 04/25/2007 : 06:47:46
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Guyz this is interesting.
I just want you to know what dating involves. This is a person you are expecting to get married to or to marry.
Consider what God expects of us. You as a christian should get married to a christian not an unbeliever. While dating many things happen psychologhically, physically and spiritually. You can just imagine this can cause one lots of trouble leading to backsliding. Obedience is better that sacrifice. A sheep is sheep and a goat is a goat. You can not say that a good goat can be a sheep no not at all.
Its time to wake up come on stop comforming to the world but rather be transformed by the renewal of your mind. Roms 12:1--
Do not, not even think of dating an unbeliever. Its testing time i know where some may appear attactive and too good and "holy". Be true and obey God.
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warrior
Starting Member
Uganda
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Posted - 09/20/2007 : 06:35:45
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OKAY! ..FAST FORWARD TO THURSDAY THE 20TH OF SEPTEMBER 2007!!!!
WAT HAPENED TO THIS DEBATE ...DID IT JUST DIE OF NATURAL CAUSES???
..OR WERE THE ISSUES RAISED TOO HOT FOR SOME OF THE BRETHREN TO HANDLE
..I'M TRYING MY LEVEL BEST TO THINK CONTEMPORARY HERE BUT I WOULD ALSO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE THEORY THAT AGE IS JUST A NUMBER! I HAVE A COUNTER THEORY THAT GIVES ROOM TO CONSIDER ALL THE OPTIONS CAREFULLY!
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A ONE SIZE FITS ALL THEORY ..I'M SURE THAT EVEN JEOSH WOULD HAVE EXCEPTIONS ...THOSE PARTICULAR LADIES OLDER THAN HIM FOR WHOM HE WOULD THINK TWICE!!!!!!
REMEMBER IT IS NOT THE HUSBAND WHO IS FOUND BY THE WIFE BUT VICEVERSA! |
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tinda
Starting Member
Uganda
38 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2007 : 02:27:33
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Hi Bros & sis',
Long time.....I am happy to be back, up and about!!
So...this dating bit?? Is it Dating or Courtship were are talkin about here? I really like to differentiate the two and not let the masses take both to mean the same!
Anyways, about "age being just a number??"...I think it is but only that "the Two" ought to know what they are up against!! Society and their respective cultural norms and beliefs! With God, all is well and therefore, as long as God`s standards are adhered to, the rest is history as I say.
So....ladies n gents, don get scared from ya rib all coz of the "Age-Number" business!!
Godd bless
we`ll tell e world He lives!!!!!!
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francoyat
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Uganda
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Posted - 12/13/2007 : 07:51:18
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Wow.... What a wonderful topic to Discuss,
Qns:
If God is my father then who will my father-in-law be?
If my body a temple of the Holy Spirit, what will his or her body be a temple of?
You know what if you decide to link a goat to a lion with a rope rest assured the goat is dead.
Think of it this way. Try to imagine a mixture of darkness and light how would it be?
One other thing you know is that relationship is no Holy and you are like to begin at a mode that may not please God; thus sex takes the lead and other things follow ( reverse of Matt6:33). At that gear rest assured there is not going to be trust, Commit and things will grow tough.
God Bless you
Francis KPC-Gulu
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snigic
Starting Member
Uganda
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Posted - 02/13/2008 : 05:01:27
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dating a non believer is disaster for recipe or i mean recipe for disaster. you want to go to church your partner wants to go to the beach or clubbing. your beliefs are not connected at all and you have nothing common except for the uuuhh feeling going on between you two. At the end of the day one has to compromise and comform to their partners ways, and 98% leave faith and conform to the no-belivers ways.
Bryan
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MIRRIAM
Starting Member
Uganda
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Posted - 02/22/2008 : 07:03:04
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Its very disterous to date a non beliver coz u will start to compromise ur faith. I belive that has belivers we should not look at marriage as a bed of roses and so we should not just Date anyone. God will not connect you to someone who is not meant for you,when you go out with a non beliver then u get those probs and start saying God is not fair,its you who is not fair coz you refused to trust GOD 4 THE BEST.
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