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| estar |
Posted - 05/18/2006 : 02:51:56
if you are like me, you must have shed a tear or two last night; i cried in the spirit then someone, without a dose of feelings says they were finally put where they belong...guys, what's the nugu for?
anyway, a moment of silence for those doing exmans...Tinda and company, enjoy because trials are there to make us better |
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| shaykins |
Posted - 09/10/2006 : 14:20:03
Moderator, do you mind merging all the posts on football under one topic. Coz i wanted to post something regarding the English premiership.. also if u don't mind..the other categories are so misplaced under the topic believers n non believers.. do you feel me on this..
I hope those chelsea and arsenal fans.. if u don't mind.. look at the premiership table... Just look way up to the first place.. now you know who's in charge.. :)
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| jeosh |
Posted - 06/15/2006 : 19:52:32
 Look at this, "there's none like you, no one else can touch my lufe like you...." We sing it in church, not so? And we mean exactly that, uhmmm? But some pple prefer singing that to their pumpkins oops sweethearts! That is now sad, eh? Kikwaafu!
I will give you one that I liked to hear a friend of mine sing -in this case it is a 'she' and not b'se she sings nice, but hmmm this world! The song goes like "My heart throbs for you-u-u-u, you are the reason I live everyday, darling jesus you are..." So many times the Jesus name was just pasted off and.... have mercy on em Lord! So whose heart was being throbbed and by who? Young pple, love is so crazy! But pals, when you fall in love remember not to forget that common sense is very uncommon! Okay?
 Isn't this cool? Itani Madima sang one, ha ha ha ha my heart is finding joy in talking about some of the stupid things I have gone thru! I beg your pardon, sir? Hmmm "I'm in love, I'm in love , I'm in love yeee, with my Jesus..." Meanwhile my name is the OT name for Jesus! Go ahead and sing, but hey wait a minute-not Joshua!!!!! Worship songs?
What is worship? How about this one -most recent? by Darlen of hillsongs TV "I love everything about you, everything you are... the way you kiss, .. the way you hold my..." Worship also? Thsi is a real Song of Songs scenario! Can we take sometime and talk about songs guys?
I suggest that we take sometime and talk about worship and praise, may be someone will help me! I'm not sure of singing "Ampomyeza siliimu nayimba...ankoleded ebilungi..." For kunkolera ebilungi, fine, but kumponya siliimu? Sili sure!!!!
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Josh |
| estar |
Posted - 06/15/2006 : 05:09:50
So it’s worship songs! I’m reminded of those days of camp. There was this thing called the bathroom ritual, it was always an issue for some guys. Our case study is this guy who simply dreaded the idea. When the session arrives, he would spend some time in meditation. Then he would finally rise to the call, a guess after convincing himself that he can do all things thru Christ who gives him strength. now those were trying moments for him coz when he finally came out the bathroom, he would be singing:
“It wasn’t easy. It wasn’t easy. It wasn’t easy. But it was worth it!” but i know you feel the brother.
Now I don’t know how far true this is but I heard from a very reliable source. This sister had gone visiting some church here in kampala. All went well until the worship session when a popular song was added on the worship song list. “Storm is over”. Mbu the worship leader was lost in adoration as the choir rolled on the floor (I imagine some in tears- you know how dramatic these choirs of today can be) while the congregation lifted up holy hands and surely, the storm was getting over.... aaaha!
Indeed r.kelly came for us. I’ve heard people sing to themselves, God and those who care to listen: “I believe I can fly (but people can dream). I believe I can touch the sky (it’s possible for some people). I think about it every night and day (they are always thinking). Spread my wings and fly (oba going where?). I believe I can soar (they say faith without action…). I see me running thru that open…oh oh oh I believe I can fly (dream on…)
But seriously, are these worship songs coz I’ve noticed that whenever r.kelly unleashes those very ‘spiritual’ songs (I doubt their holiness coz they hardly have Jesus in them e.g Gotham city, I believe I can fly, storm is over, I wish I wish…etc), anyway, that’s when there’s a pending court file for those bad behaviors of his. Then I’m thinking, isn’t it PR strat, so we think is he innocent of what he is being accused of??? Really, how come the guy’s life cycle doesn’t break as in: life-court case-spiritual song-album hit- life as usual- court case- spiritual song-album hit- life…bla, bla, bla….??? And we tie ourselves these things, worst of all offering them as sacrifices to God?! Common, give me a break!
Hey, if you think otherwise, let me know.
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| estar |
Posted - 06/15/2006 : 04:58:28
So it’s worship songs! I’m reminded of those days of camp. There was this thing called the bathroom ritual, it was always an issue for some guys. Our case study is this guy who simply dreaded the idea. When the session arrives, he would spend some time in meditation. Then he would finally rise to the call, a guess after convincing himself that he can do all things thru Christ who gives him strength. now those were trying moments for him coz when he finally came out the bathroom, he would be singing:
“It wasn’t easy. It wasn’t easy. It wasn’t easy. But it was worth it!” but i know you feel the brother.
Now I don’t know how far true this is but I heard from a very reliable source. This sister had gone visiting some church here in kampala. All went well until the worship session when a popular song was added on the worship song list. “Storm is over”. Mbu the worship leader was lost in adoration as the choir rolled on the floor (I imagine some in tears- you know how dramatic these choirs of today can be) while the congregation lifted up holy hands and surely, the storm was getting over.... aaaha!
Indeed r.kelly came for us. I’ve heard people sing to themselves, God and those who care to listen: “I believe I can fly (but people can dream). I believe I can touch the sky (it’s possible for some people). I think about it every night and day (they are always thinking). Spread my wings and fly (oba going where?). I believe I can soar (they say faith without action…). I see me running thru that open…oh oh oh I believe I can fly (dream on…)
But seriously, are these worship songs coz I’ve noticed that whenever r.kelly unleashes those very ‘spiritual’ songs (I doubt their holiness coz they hardly have Jesus in them e.g Gotham city, I believe I can fly, storm is over, I wish I wish…etc), anyway, that’s when there’s a pending court file for those bad behaviors of his. Then I’m thinking, isn’t it PR strat, so we think is he innocent of what he is being accused of??? Really, how come the guy’s life cycle doesn’t break as in: life-court case-spiritual song-album hit- life as usual- court case- spiritual song-album hit- life…bla, bla, bla….??? And we tie ourselves these things, worst of all offering them as sacrifices to God?! Common, give me a break!
Hey, if you think otherwise, let me know.
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| jeosh |
Posted - 06/14/2006 : 18:45:09
this is Ron Kenoly's song, okay guys? 'Sing out, the Lord... His love goes on and on, where praises abound... His temple.... Sing out..."
This was my version at some point in life "Sing out, the Lord is here, His love was a neno, when praises arise, hi s glory surrounds us till his..." I'm even laughing at myself! It is quite dif't from what i intended to sing
Okay, now this is the climax!
"You laid aside your majesty,.... suffered at the.. for those you've created.....
Its's all about you, Jesus.
And all this is for you, FOR YOUR GLORY AND YOUR FAME...."
Forgive me dear brethren, but instead of the phrase in capitals, I would sing the following:
For your glory and your SHAME
What a fame oops a shame!
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Josh |
| jeosh |
Posted - 06/14/2006 : 18:35:37
Oh God! Amadeus, that was a thorough one. Don't you want to trust in God? Hmmm, just use SAMONA mukwano! Then you are one of those guys who are always looking at the peoples' behind oops bumper stickers.
Just before you hit back, tell me about Sadolin paints, it's either in Mukono or Seeta [on Estar's way to keeeerrrrrrrreeee...] and it says "SADOLIN PAINTS, JESUS IS LORD" Whatever the message!
Is there anyone here who comes from Arua or Adjumani? There's a common song we used to sing at St. Francis chapel, basically I ask the Lord to help you get the tongues! Did you guys think Anglicans don't speak in tongues? You are not informed!!! I don't know if the Lugbara's wanted to say that Jesus is an amateur, but their song goes like """Amatu-waru, amatuwaru Yesu malya"""" so how do you guys read ama-te-ur? Yes? Ama-tu-wa-ru!!
Hey, guys this is not a funny one! Did you ever try to sing songs when you didn't exactly know the words? I am one of them who murdered some songs, can I e.g you? There's this song that says I'm scared of saying it out!
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Josh |
| amadeus |
Posted - 06/14/2006 : 07:23:44
Kati i see u guys have gone to sign posts.wats up?Ugandans are creative.leave the sign posts that say Japan body parts on sale and all that how about Roles Barber Saloon-tusiba enviri?i know,talk about putting all your eggs in one basket.the owner of this joint must really have a passion for all the listed in his(definately his) sign post.
who has taken time to read the writings at the back of taxis these days?here is one of them-Use SAMONA,trust in God.whatever that means i have no idea naye munange i just enjoy the creativity whether intentional or not.
stay well people and before you put up a sign post,please take it to Butabika hospital for approval.if the mad believe it is okay,then it is worth putting on your ka store.
stay blessed and keep laughing.
alwaiz, amadeus
amadeus |
| estar |
Posted - 06/13/2006 : 08:51:59
okay, it's obvious that guys are so into soccer. i've heard that Tinda is suffering hard, trying to juggle between exams and soccer... if i'm lying, then why are you scarce on the forum????
by the way, how's your team fairing? |
| estar |
Posted - 06/07/2006 : 04:34:53
Your scripture, Jeosh: "A man's own folly ruins his life, yet his heart rages against the Lord." Prov 19:3 (this time i hope it's the right one). funny, the world we live in. people do their thing and when stuff flops, they blame it on God. aate we do it alot. whenever something goes wrong, we curse "Gosh! Jeesh! O my God!...blah, blah, blah. now i ask, was it God who set you up or sent you on such ventures?
anyway, those who use Kamwokya-Wandegeya road must have come across this one: THE GOAT SOCIETY. this sgin post used to hang right infront of a flat on Mawanda road- they have shifted to a bigger house near Kamwokya stage, which is better. when it was at the flat, i used to think that goats were gathered from wherever to form an assocition. it bothered my thinking alot. untill election time when it was revealved that the society is actually a brain of one contestant: Vet Bwanika! The guy has such a passion for goats that he orgainsed people who know the value of those animals. that's how the Goat Society came to be. a brilliant idea it is, but for the name...eh! but that's uganda for you.
meanwhile, FIFA climax is just hours away. where will you for the first match? i've heard mbu we can't get it on UBC coz of the antenna shifting, is it true? dat it's either ITV or Dstv? now with this power rationing...really, nugu is the air. |
| jeosh |
Posted - 05/25/2006 : 19:50:54
I've never been so close to the computer like this before, i laughed maself stupid and forgot to run and catch the bus at the right time! By the time I got to the bus stop!!!!! The thingi had gone, who's to blame?
The comdeian called! But I thank God for this forum and for KPC for putting up such! What did seya say? Juction? May be he has some roots from western Uganda where they insert some letters in words and remove some! He could have wanted to say 'Jackson' atte oba you know the the basheshe put the 'h' almost everywhere!!! Then he ended up saying 'Jack-shon' may be!!!!!!
Catch ya later
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Josh |
| jeosh |
Posted - 05/25/2006 : 19:46:13
"but jeosh, i can't let you go just like that, not now"  Eh? Esther, you might end up being arrested for such attrocities on ma chest! Surely, what Bible do you read?
Hmmm I never had a rib? Naye who's your pastor? I'm starting to question your bible study on thursday @KPC-you in particular!!! Okay, if it was possible for you [and me] to inherit the sinful nature from Adam, atlist the Bible says that somewhere [asking where?]! You mean we only inherited sin only from Adam? No way! For me, I know that I also inherited riblessness -ma rib is missing! Sin was dealt with on the cross by Jesus. How about the rib issue? Genda kerrrrreeeeee... don't kumbuzabuza, I need ma rib backkkkkkk...
About the sculpture oops scripture of prov 19:3, it is not mine! the pastor from max miracle ctr is the one who quotes it every time he advertises himself on LTV and... I like the way he speaks english, not what he teaches [sometimes]! When you look at his lips, it is like he's trying to push a certain heavy... [what r u thinkin about?] You've never pushed that way!
Hey, where is every other person here?
Tindaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....?????/???????
Amadeussssssiiiiii....
Tina, hmmmm estar
Ha ha ha ha
Jeosh?
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Josh |
| estar |
Posted - 05/25/2006 : 06:57:50
but jeosh, i can't let you go just like that, not now. the scripture you mentioned is here "THE EYES OF THE LORD ARE EVERYWHERE, KEEPING WATCH ON THE WICKED AND GOD" proverbs 15: 3. how strategic!
dude, sleep well. |
| estar |
Posted - 05/25/2006 : 05:02:31
brother, do not rush for any automatic kid, let alone taking it to the automatic school. you know what automatics are all about: cheating. find out why some people have stuck to manual cars instead of the automatics. so getting that kid in the automatic means a dose of by-passing rules, negotiationg corners here and there - u know the miracle babies? the same with automatic schools. kids don't work hard to get what they deserve coz the teachers and administartion do the cheating job for them. now, who would like a half-baked child?
but i'm very much aware that we live in an automated world. you are familiar with life on the lane thing: swift cash (ATMs), fast foods, hurried marriages (and even before it's concluded the baby is out). this baby doesn't enjoy full benefits of a baby becoz the delivery is induced for starters- the mother could handle full nine months besides the scissors instead of er..er- u know. so as soon as it's out (oba out of the way), the bottle is on the mouth (mum is busy at work). so it feeds on suppliments and all those artificial stimulators. soon, it's taken to a daycare, mbu pre-school care and before we know it, a toddle is in class, digesting squares, rectanges, area x width and all that nonsense! you may think these are things are for the urban people but in the villages where UPE is reigns, toddlers are escorted to school. find them in P1,and P2! have you noticed the things kids are studying these days? we call it being sharp but i'm so sure a generation of half-baked adults is in the oven... just a matter of time and we reap what we sowed!
i'm tempted to think that this nonsense of minimum mircale centers and magnetic schools is a result of the fast world, aanti we want thing chap-chap. by the way, there's a sign post i saw on my way to Bombo town recently: "World Ahead SS". these guys must be studying things ahead of their friends, more like stuff for the next century! aanti, they have to be ahead.
but seriously, you are familiar with our kind of prayers these days: "God i want a wife NOW!!!" doesn't even give God chance to prepare the perosn briging the miracle. And if God was to act on impulse like our paryes demand, some of us would have stopped praying - i mean, i ask for a car, only to get the car horn!
but seya is the winner. mbu he once asked for a juction instead of an injunction when sematimba took him to court. you must have heard of the bird/bad flu? ah ah ah! i think what the LATENT people mean is that at their school, they are able to discover the hidden treasure in children, i really hope so. let me save jesh from breaking his ribs, he must get married someday, so if i wreck the rib cage... |
| jeosh |
Posted - 05/24/2006 : 19:16:50
Oh God! My ribs are hurting, helllpppp me! Esther you are such a funny gal oops lady! Ha hahahahah, my goodness! I've even interrupted a meeting in the background -good enough am in ma house! Now, believe me I had not laughed like this in a long while.
This laughter was AUTOMATIC! Like the passing in which school? I'm very willing to have a child and send him or her to that school, okay? But the problem is that it might take long to have one to be able to qualify! Can I look for a sis who can give me an automatic kid!!!!!! That school needs a whip in the neck!
Churches? Hmmm there is another one on Thika Road in kenya called "Maximum Miracle Centre" and the pastor has a program on LTV, Muiru Pius and he quotes Prov 15:3 alot! So where do we put the other miracle centres? "Minimum Miracle centres?"
Talking about schools? That one in Pallisa should be closed -good enough I did some good chemistry and english, the word LATENT means hidden! So what are they talking about? Exactly the opposite of 'used body parts' Pppleeee are crazy. There's also one on Gayaza Road called TENDER TALENTS MAGNETIC SS, now don't think I'm joking! I ministered there one morning, it was magneticccccc...
Hey, for those who were not born in 2001 let me give you one that I read from a bus while going to Lira That was when we had come out of the Y2K thingi! The bus had a sign above the drivers' seat "Die hard, Y2K Complaint" Notice the spelling! While everyone was talking about how they had become Y2k compliant, the die hard was complaining!!!!!!!!!! Englsih is not easy
Finally; what did seeya say on some radio in K'la some few months ago? When he was asked to quote the authority in the constitution.... He said "Well, for me I'm not cumbersome with the constitution [law]" Did he mean that the law was heavy or just that he was not conversant? Then he finished "You people of K'la know where I come from and where I was born, you even know who born me! But for Birigwa, who born him?" [[[all these are not for publishing in Esther's book: The buffaloes]]]
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Josh |
| estar |
Posted - 05/24/2006 : 02:36:10
i'm telling you there are wizards in kampala, people peddling "used body parts"! aate that's ka-little. there's a kindergatten in Kabusu near Rubaga cathedral. this is its sing post: "Don't laugh at me...one day i will be a minister!" i thought my eyes had failed but i went over the thing and confirmed the wording was right. then there's a church with this sign post "MOVING MOUNTAINS FAITH CENTER" and another one "LIGHTING (watch the spelling of ligthening) AND THUNDER MINISTRIES"! banange, the virus has penetrated church! and did i tell you that "Tropical furits" kiosk is still there with ladies' tops and skirts...aha!
but i think it's not just about sign post but rather the naming system. just look at the mushrooming schools around. i hear: "Atom high school, Manchester High school, Harvard college (this one is the middle of Kamwokya slum, Latent Talents High (in Pallisa district)...eh! i'm so sure there's one called "Rapid Results SS" because there's a school on TV that uses this slogan: "With mukono Parents, PASSING IS AUTOMATIC"
banange, ugandans are creative! eera, Jeosh, you must be missing the fun. meanwhile, you said you are 77 fellow? waamaa, that's why... no wonder... just two years to the fall of chaos. |
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